So it seems that I’ve finally jumped onto the microblogging bandwagon. I don’t know what’s next……a live streaming, real-time feed of my thoughts via USB cable coming out of my ear, posted directly to your computer monitors and smartphone screens like some ultra-personal, stream-of-consciousness infomercial?
If only I could hire Billy Mays to sell me, to package my personality and professional skills into a shrink wrapped, focus group approved, three-easy-payments product of a charming young man and creative photographer.
Rest in peace, last of the pitchmen.
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Well, until the Matrix reveals itself, Keanu Reeves will remain more “Ted” Theodore Logan than The One, and we will continue to microblog our last lunches and LOST Season 6 theories via Twitter.
If you’re curious, you can follow mine here.
Excellent, dude.